GRINDRMAN (NSFW)

One of our absolute FAVOURITE blogs here at the Haus of M is GRINDRMAN, which is ran by a friend of ours. You know how those awkward, awful private messages that you receive on gay cruising app Grindr? Well it's not just you! On this blog Grindrman shares his daily messages for our delectation and amusement.




Obviously given the nature of the content, it's NSFW, but it is WELL worth checking out and subscribing to!
http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/

New CHRISTEENE Video!!

She's back!! And this time she's "Workin' On Grandma":

CHRISTEENE "Workin' On Grandma" Music Video - watch more funny videos

That's some next level shit right there.

Joyce D'Vision vs Yamaha Keyboard

Cross-post from Niallism

So Joyce D'Vision played a set at David Hoyle's Beachy Head last night - unfortunately Noel Order's keyboard kept cutting out, leading to an unexpected turn of events. Here is the story in pictures:




Uh oh...





And the crowd went wild!

Except for No. 1 all photos by Lee Baxter at hip-replacement.com.

Twinks vs Bears

Thankfully, this is not a problem we have experienced here at Menergy Towers, being as we are a shining beacon of across-the-spectrum homosexual lifeforms in unity. But we are thankful to the ever-vigilant Christwire for bringing it to our attention. Seriously, if you have never read Christwire, check it out. It's genius.

Twinks Versus Bears: How Vicious Infighting Threatens to Undermine the Homosexual Agenda’s United Front

The ultimate endgame of the homosexual agenda in America is once again coming under fire. This time, however, the attacks are being organized from within. Years of cultural and political successes have made the community of same-sex adherents greedy and egomaniacal. They have had major victories with the redefinition of marriage in several states, liberalized adoption laws, special rights in the workplace, the emasculation of our educational policies and Obama’s imminent federalized protection of male-on-male intercourse in the military. While their greatest challenge continues to be the passionate work of Christian advocates, homosexuals are now engaged in a vicious battle with each other over the direction of their radical movement. This festering conflict will surely shatter any illusion of a “united homosexual front” and is thrilling news for supporters of traditional morality.

The two main camps in this ferocious fight are the “Twinks” and the “Bears.” These terms are quite common in the catty world of gay vernacular and define not just physical appearance, but economic status and social beliefs as well. For years now these two groups have been vying for territory in bars and vacation hotspots across the country. Now they are wrestling for dominance on a national scale. Their shrill debates on the topic are sprayed out all over the blogosphere on a daily basis. Ultimately, both seek to be the final arbiter of what it means to be homosexual in America today.

Read all about it!

Countdown to the LAST VIC PARTY #8 - Slutwalk & Slutty Friday

Callin all SLUTS! We need your help to show solidarity with our sisters - don your trashiest rags and join the House of Menergy on the Glasgow Slutwalk! This is a parade through Glasgow city centre to show that women should be allowed to wear WHATEVER THE HELL THEY LIKE wihtout fear of rape, attack or abuse. For far too long women have been blamed for "causing rape" - which is complete bullshit. So on Saturday the 4th of June don your trash rags and come JOIN US!! Click the link above for more info...

Here's something to get you in the mood - thanks to Steven Hall of Arthur's Landing for this:

Countdown to the LAST VIC PARTY #9 - Children Should Play With Dead Things

WHAT THE FUUUCK?! Via Peaches Christ (thanks for the headline!)

Countdown to the LAST VIC PARTY #11 - Chloé Remembers...

Jiz! is on Twitter!

Follow her bitchez - then you'll get goodies like:

"Jiz recession tip. Sue an old priest for rape from a "recovered" memory."

"Asha kept saying she wanted to go for an asymmetrical look. So I gave her a right mastectomy."

"FML. My labia majora looks like a cluster of Ghandi foreheads. I guess it's Valtrex time."

http://twitter.com/Jizismyname

We Heart Limmy! Part 2

Nature Documentaries with Randal

I know nothing about these except that they are hilarious:

The NIALLIST: Joyce D Vision live @ Eat Your Heart Out

The NIALLIST: Joyce D Vision live @ Eat Your Heart Out: "Last night's show at Eat Your Heart Out was great! People responded really well to Joyce D Vision, and the rest of Scottee Scottee's cabaret..."

Doll-sized Valley Of The Dolls

This might be one of the most amazing things I have ever seen:



Thanks to Alonso Duralde!

Hot!

From People of Walmart.

Jiz "It Gets Worse"

Jiz has made her entry into the "It Gets Better" campaign - tell it sizta:

More Divine David

Here's another post that's just for Peaches Christ - some clips of Brit drag legend Divine David, from the self-titled late 90's Channel 4 series. David is still working in London and Manchester (he's dropped the Divine and is now just David Hoyle), if you ever get the chance to check her out then do, she's excellent.

MegaLOL

I can't stop watching this - I lose my shit every time!

Gaga v Paglia v Burchill

More Gaga news (in a roundabout way) - the other week noted American feminist author/critic/academic Camille Paglia published an article in the Sunday Times on how Gaga is the death of sexuality. I think she's missing the point of Gaga, and compares her too closely to her beloved Madonna (and Bowie) without assessing her on her own terms. There's a pretty decent reply piece from the Guardian here.



HOWEVER, the real juice in all of this, I discovered, is the battle between Paglia and British writer/critic Julie Burchill (best known for writing TV's Sugar Rush, and being a "hip young gunslinger" at the NME 35 years ago). Now, I am in no way a fan of Burchill, but the wordy spats between these two feminist titans are definitely worth a look.

It starts with:

"9 Feb 93
Dear Mr ffychte [...] I value honesty, accuracy, and fair-dealing, all of which were in short supply in that article.
In view of these circumstances, I regret to say that I must decline your offer. It is certainly true that both Julie Burchill (who is completely unknown in America) and The Modern Review have lost a potentially strong ally in me. Unfortunately, one reaps what one sows.
Yours truly
Camille Paglia
Philadelphia College of Art and Design"

and escalates to this:

"24 Mar 93
Dear Professor Paglia,
Fuck off you crazy old dyke.
Always,
Julie Burchill"

Read all the correspondence here.



It seems to be won by Paglia until Burchill gets this little beauty of a comment into a piece about the feud between Paglia and author Naomi Wolf:

"I think Paglia is a frustrated, jealous bitch, whose star is very much on the wane and who has always wanted to fuck Wolf. And, of course, she could barely pull a skunk without money changing hands, she's so disgusting. And that's my considered opinion on the matter. "

Now now ladies, play nice!

Anti-gay propaganda fails

LOL!

This one is crying out for a gay-house remix:



And as Rob said on Dangerous Minds (where I saw this):
"God can cure homosexuality but He can’t cure being FABULOUS!!!!"

The Divine David - Tour Of London